Years of swimming have taught me one life lesson, be slippery. – El Gorto
Be Slippery…
QuotesAuthor: El Gorto
Stretch
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Try to touch your toes, anyway possible. It will do you good. Here’s some music to get you limber, nothing too athletic, but you will groove.
On Worldly Engagement
InterviewsA Social Engagement Specialist gave me the ball and told me to run with it. I don’t understand that business jargon, but I did run. Well, I sort of jogged. Did I mention sciatica? Back at the couch, I sat. Then I pondered, and nearly made an inquiry: Are any disengagement specialists opportunities available, how much do they make, what are the hours and do they wear helmets? – El Gorto
Some Guys Have All the Answers
QuotesWaiting to be told what to do? My advice: cease.
On Gambling
QuotesVegas is for gamblers, but when the oddsmakers stay home, I get nervous. – El Gorto, The Pandemic Diaries
The Pandemic Mix, Volume 3
TunesThat was doesn’t kill the virus will make it stronger. – El Gorto, The Pandemic Diaries
The Pandemic Mix, Volume 2
TunesDon’t mask your feelings, but keep your hands clean. – El Gorto, The Pandemic Diaries
Pandemic Mix, Volume 1
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Social distance doesn’t mean social dissonance. – El Gorto, The Pandemic Diaries
Sticks and Fingers
Ask El Gorto
Any Argument here?
Absolute bullshit here!
They are called fish sticks. Period. And those bastards at Hormel damn well know it, by God!
Appropriating the good name of sticks for their adulterated canned product, while simultaneously and erroneously disparaging a superior ocean harvested, fresh frozen delicacy is an outrage.
Fish sticks yes.
Spam fingers, what?
— Culiacán Pie
Dear Mr. Pie,
No argument from the boys in men’s apparel.
— El Gorto
Head Trip
Quotes
Without substance, you’re nothing. – El Gorto, Grin and Weep