An entendre, please. And make it a double!El Gorto
First things first, send me their names and tell me where they live. Sounds like an attitude adjustment is needed.
Secondly, and I know this goes against the grain of my philosophy, but take it down a thousand. If you got to be a sucker, then why not be a sorry one? At least you know you got a problem.
— El Gorto
Years ago the Army asked for a slogan, and they got one:
Be All You Can Be
It’s a great quote, and, unfortunately, falsely attributed. No, El Gorto did not come up with that. But it’s still good advice.
Free advice? Sure you get what you pay for, but if you got a question?
At all costs, avoid tighty-whities. Worried about your social media posts? Don’t come crying to me. Try modeling undies in the 1970s!