I can’t get my kids to eat. I fear they will all become minus-size models. What’s a mom to do?
I’m no nutritionist but I learned a thing or two from the great Euell Gibbons, the Grape-Nuts Pusher. When in doubt, use Nutella. Spread it on everything. You’ll get those picky kids eating liver and onions before you know it.
In spite of kicking out my great grandparents back in the 1890s, the Lithuanians are still coming up with some genius ideas. The Euthanasia Coaster is a high point in Lithuanian culture. Thank you Julijonas!