In spite of her kleptomania, Goldilocks knew what was just right. — El Gorto, Finding Balance

In spite of her kleptomania, Goldilocks knew what was just right. — El Gorto, Finding Balance
El Gorto walks through the garden of life with his fly open. What more needs to be said?
Kirkus Review, 1963.
“Jon [Voight] was never the same after that famed chicken fight up in Laurel Canyon. Burt [Reynolds] nearly strangled him with his thighs of steel, but Jon— always the tough guy—never said anything. Burt just kept on squeezing. Once Jon did talk, we simply ignored him, a real tragedy.” — El Gorto, The Great American Chicken Fight
Putsch Ball is the amazing story of how the inmates of Landesberg Prison captured the Push Ball Championship in 1924. Most of the team were involved in Hitler’s failed Beerhall Putsch in 1923. Little did they know they would be playing for their lives in the 1924 Push Ball World Championship.
Gambling can ruin a life and I don’t recommend it. But if you can’t help yourself, bet on Turkish soccer, it’s as close as anyone can get to a sure thing.
— El Gorto