Waiting for an encore performance, the crowd starts chanting, “God damn! Get off your ass and jam.” I immediately flee the scene. — El Gorto
Don’t let your mind make promises your body has no intention of keeping. — El Gorto
Nose piercing I don’t get, but nose art is just all right by me. — El Gorto
It’s never okay for boys to play with dolls, in public. — El Gorto
I shouldn’t have to say this, but I must. Under no circumstances eat sauerkraut before undertaking vigorous activity of any sort. Have made myself clear?El Gorto
Never get into a contract that you can’t escape. Trust me on this.
— El Gorto
Even if you wear matching outfits, once trust is lost, the relationship is forever doomed.– El Gorto