From Starving Sheila

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Dear El Gorto,
I keep forgetting to turn on my burners when I cook. Does it mean anything and what should I do? 
— Starving Shelia 

Dear Shelia,
Shelia, I don’t know what is in your medicine cabinet, but if you’re mixing the wrong prescriptions and smoking dope, then I would not worry about it. Or, if you’re over fifty, don’t sweat it. Otherwise, I recommend quinine. I had the same issue in the Philippines. 

El Gorto