Dear El Gorto,
I can’t get my kids to eat. I fear they will all become minus-size models. What’s a mom to do?
I’m no nutritionist but I learned a thing or two from the great Euell Gibbons, the Grape-Nuts Pusher. When in doubt, use Nutella. Spread it on everything. You’ll get those picky kids eating liver and onions before you know it.
— El Gorto